A Guide to Knowing Your White Pimps.

How in the world did Acorn (Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now) get duped by a fake pimp? All of these black folks caught on tape getting played by a conservative suburbanite in disguise. Not since the movie ‘Soul Man' has there been such a blatant display of trickery. How do you call yourself a pimp and you don’t have any swag? How do you call yourself a pimp and you don’t have business sense? This cat walks into the Acorn office acting like it’s the first day of school. He is unsure and unsecure. Have you ever seen a pimp that looked like he wasn’t in control of the situation? He might not know what is going on but he will play it off like he does. And the person that was pretending to be his trick, are you serious? That was the saddest looking prostitute that I have ever seen. Taryn Manning looked better as a trick in the movie ‘Hustle and Flow.’


Don’t get me wrong because I don’t want you to think I’m promoting the ‘Pimp Lifestyle.’ But if you know that the Republicans are waiting for you to slip up, why wouldn’t you be more careful? The CEO should have put the word out for everyone to be on their guard. Now I know that you can’t blame everything on the CEO. Acorn is a nationwide organization and you can’t know what all your employees are doing. But you have to be a horrible employee to give business advice to someone that exploits women. Could a person really hate their job that much? But I digress……


Take a look at the video below. This is an example of a real ‘White Pimp’




So now you know Acorn.