Home-Watch Youtube

So I managed to finally put together the Home-Watch Youtube account. I decided to stop being lazy since the 101 Reasons Home Sucks video series is on the way. (16 reasons in, 85 to go!)

Beardless Wonder

Beardless? That could be due to one of this weeks Home failures, which is fucking up the Obi-Wan outfit.

Today I bought the Obi-Wan Tunic and Armor Bundle, everything is in my inventory except the beard. I shall wait a week or two before I start feeling ripped off, in hopes that it will appear. Please, can the powers that lead, look into this.

Which Locust_Star replied:

Did you check the Facial Hair section? That's where it should be appearing.

And sixteen minutes later:

Update: We are fixing this issue now. Those of you that have already purchased the bundle and have not received the beard will need to contact Customer Service on Monday for vouchers for the beard. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Derp. How many update bundles will break? The list continues.

I love a good milking!

Each week, Locust_Star posts in his flamboyant-style writing the latest update news. Which can usually be summed up in five words: "New content, give us money!" However, each week folks post in the comments field all kinds of negative replies. I figured before it gets too large I'd post some of them:

i don’t get it, we are constantly forking out cash in HOME and we still don’t have features we’ve been asking for 3 years now, what are you guys doing with all that money?

NHL Jerseys??? come on…

Locust.. can you please answer this.. Are you all working on the missing main features, like televisions, and working radios, trophy room/hall of fame.etc. ?? would be gratefull if you reply..

I really wish you all would update the mall, specifically the treads stores, because it’s been going on 2 months since the last update, and there really aren’t any fresh articles of clothing out, especially for the men. I’m not trying to be demanding, I would just like to see, more clothes; pref-ably fashionable clothes. The mall has been very stagnate.

will the community items be free or will you be milking us from our ideas?

WHY ARE YALL KEEP MAKING THESE PERSONAL SPACES FOR..?? WITH NOTHING TO DO IN THEM ???

yawn

It’d be real nice if those Lithium employees didn’t give me a perm ban from the forums.

Okay neat on the event front, but seriously we need a features update. Even in-game music would be something at this point. Just the ability to listen to something else while in home.

But seriously, open voice chat (with friends only and off options for nay sayers), stereos and tv’s need to be implemented soon.

Please tell the guys who write code for Home, that the games saved on your harddrive need to be organized better

You know we can’t look in the playstation forums on our PS3 right. then why say go to the playstation forums for more information

Why does home keep getting so much junk. We are the cash cow of the Homes. Japan gets quality stuff. EU gets quality stuff. But US gets so much that it’s unorganized and most of it is just junk that isn’t related to anything. We need to get home back on track.

We need games or some type of game sharing for personal spaces. Something like the arcade machines that doesn’t kick you from home and something multi-player. chess table, some board games, Pool tables, old school games PS one classics ANYTHING to do in an apartment would be cool

I’m saying they’re giving us too much useless junk. We’re the cash cow. We just get stuff because they know we’ll buy it. I’m saying other regions have less stuff but what they do have is quality stuff.

I’m very dissapointed at the absolutely abysmal “updates” home has gotten. I’ve been on in excess of 9 months and not 1 single bug has been fixed. on the contrary they’ve gotten much larger, more frequent and more numerous and quite often lead 2 my ps3 having fatal crashes. I’ve deleted home and re-installed many times to no avail. People at sony need to wake up to the fact that beta testing is there to find and elimnate bugs not fob overpriced unwanted virtual junk on the public.

Attention:

Written by: Kapow

This week's PS Home update will not be posted here due to the following:

-It's really weak, especially compared to all the Iron Man 2 awesomeness in the EU Home.

-The SoSe article is more important/ awesome then this weeks shitty update (an AC2 personal space? has the Public space even been fixed yet?).

(ok, the update wasn't that bad, I'm just a lazy bastard. get off my back!)

Beware of the Assassins Creed Hideout space [Update]

Written by: Kapow

Do Not go into this public space unless you want your PS3 to completely freeze. A lot of people have been having this issue with the new space today including myself.

We'll update this post as soon as the space is fixed.

[Update]

Hey everyone,

Just letting you know that we have communicated your reports back to the development team, who are investigating a fix to address the freezing issues some

(a lot) of you are experiencing in the new AC space. We will report back with more details as we receive them.

Best,

L_S

The State of Home? The Opinions of Home!

Jack Buser, the director of Home recently made a blog post, which we've covered here. I'd like to take this moment to highlight some of our favorite comments:

What I would like to know is when do we get the trophy room that was shown so long ago?

I’ve been buying Personal spaces this past week. IDK why, but it attracted me to be on PSHome more. Thanks guys, now I’m addicted :)

Jack Buser replied on February 22, 2010 at 1:57 pm:

Happy to hear it Jetup. We’re glad to have you with us! [editor's note: I'm sure you are glad to have someone funding your pockets.]

Lively conversation on the forums?

Hate to say it, but that just shows how out of touch you guys are. Have you REALLY been to the forums? People with opinions are driven out by your trolling HCVs, or shut down by Lithium staff. It’s “heavily controlled” conversation, not lively in any sense of the word. You can’t hear us, because we are moderated beyond belief. Some things we need to be respectfully frank about, but it just gets shoved to the side.

I’m curious Mr. Jack exactly what it is we have to look forward to? We’re constantly told for months on end “wait and something good will come,” and all we get are ridiculous dance offs and broken games. I’d like to know WHAT it is I’m looking forward to. I understand the gaming industry is packed with secrets, intellectual property rights, and non-disclosure agreements. But would it kill you to let us know what the status of the core update? Or when we can expect to not wait 10-30 minutes for bootup?

As for the “games” most are completely terrible. I wouldn’t use this as a bragging right. When they function, which is rare, most times the game is simply just duller then dirt.

My apologies for being brutally honest, but I’ve sunk HUNDRES of dollars into home, and it honestly hasn’t been worth it yet.

I don’t really care about new features, but please, PLEASE make sure you fix Home stability, load times when starting up, when using the wardrobe, loading new spaces, etc. Increasing the cache size feels useless right now so I reduced it back to 3gb and funnily enough, Home is now faster but can still use improvement.

Oh and let’s not forget the Central Plaza glitch which has been going on around the time 1.30 released.

Did Jack actually use the words “a renewed focos on OPEN DIALOGUE”?!!!

When have you ever focused on open dialogue?

You removed voice chat from HOME, and then HEAVILY censored the crummy little voice chat you left us with.

You never respond to comments or participate on the blog (other than to post advertisements for crap that nobody ever requested).

The state of HOME is a sorry one yet you’d paint it otherwise? No mention of how buggy it is? This program crashes my PS3 constantly like nothing else! That kind of stuff doesn’t slide with other PS3 software and it sure shouldn’t with HOME. Who developed this thing anyway? I can’t imagine it was any real game developer as Sony studios alone have put out many great games on the PS3 with open worlds and minimal loading, yet HOME is a bunch of tiny rooms and still chugs. Is it running off of only 1 SPU or something? I try to enjoy it for what it is but it fights me tooth and nail every step of the way. The long loading, extreme slowdown and crashing needs to go. Then you can get back to selling non-existant things that are now costing as much as actual games (for example LocoRoco apartment and LocoRoco Cocoreccho share the same price).

Yeah please focus on a few updates that would improve the functionality of Home. We don’t need new spaces and costumes every update when you cannot go from space to space without a loading screen or downloading the space over and over again.

I have been a daily user of Home for almost a year, And a some what daily poster on the forums. This is the first time upper management has even stepped up to give us some feedback. I may be wrong, But it’s the first iv’e seen.

Unfortunately, almost every independent ps3 based project I’ve seen Sony put out has been filled with potential but lacking in execution and PS Home is no exception. I believe the developers working for you are somewhat short-sighted.

Wow Home is the longest BETA ever and seems to be getting very boring to use…

WILL HOME EVER COME OUT OF BETA?

LOADING TAKES FOREVER, IT TAKES LIKE 10MIN FROM THE MOMENT YOU PRESS X TO START TO THE MOMENT YOU CAN CONTROL YOUR CHARACTER.

Home lacks focus and as a result I have always felt awkward when using it.

I deleted Home long ago. i did it to get my 3GB back and because it had no appeal for me. I want DA GAMES!!! thats why i bought a PS3 early, only to get short changed in the memory dept. Believe me, if i had the HD space id glady stroll around Home a little, but a transfer at this point is a hassle and of course $$$$$$

Its been quite a while since the open beta started. Is Home ever going to stop being a beta?

Hm, how do I respond to something like this.. Well, more power to you and home.. Personally, I know everyone looks at me as a complainer, but sorry, I’m just trying to watch out for other people and I posted in the TRASHED ASS lithium forums my concerns on false advertising and paying for items you never get, but Lithium doesn’t appreciate comments like that. I’ll be glad when the day comes when Sony does their own forums, and ditches 3rd party forum idiots who don’t know what they are doing, other then destroying Sony’s Rep. But other then that, I enjoy home and I use it a lot, and I will continue to support home as much as I can, even though there are several issues in home that need to be addressed, like unstable connections, lag, and not to mention one of the biggest problems which is the favoritism among home mangers and certain users of the forums.

PS. People asking for TV’s and music, you might as well forget it, I personally don’t ever see that happening.. I mean look at the constant F13’s, the lag, network errors. No, this will never happen. I mean heck go to Mui Mui boat, see how long you can stay there before you crash.. or better yet how long it takes you to leave!

Here’s to homes future!

@ mr. jack buser

maybe you’ll answer me about what happened to the wizards den? the rest of your team won’t…

LMFAO @ Home. The first time I tried it, I got some weird Hard Drive error after home installed. Uninstalled it right away and after that I never touched it.

YAWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

HUGE waste of MILLIONS of development dollars. Not ONE of my PSN friends use home. EVER

There’s no point in asking any further qustions…Jack has already fulfilled his “Look at me listen” quota.

Now he’s back to ignoring the hell out of the PS3 community.

epic.

Lucasarts Store shuns the girls

According to this topic:

Yeah ok. Stormtrooper armor with curves. Fine. But that's it?
Nothing else? The guys get Indiana Jones ensemble, Stormtrooper armor AND Imperial Officer Uniform? C'mon, I thought we were over this.
No Leia Slave Girl? No Imperial Officer Uni for ladies? How about an x-wing pilot for ladies? Endor Rebel soldier? Hot communications officer? No, guess not.
Okay then, maybe Marion Ravenwood in that slinky number from Raiders of the Lost Ark? Anyone? Beuller??
Guess I'll have to settle for some Mon Mothma pajamas or "Admiral Akbar (F)" or something like that. Yay. Can't wait to not buy that.
Look, overall I like the direction the mall is going. However, you guys need to make these things a hit with both men and women. Sure, bring up the argument that "most users in Home are men" or "most star wars fans are males". But I thought those that be would have learned, by now, what the impact of shunning females in Home is. And by the sheer volume of awesome clothes the ladies have been getting lately, I had thought Sony/Home/Devs/Management had finally gotten the clue.
Too bad Lucas Arts didn't. For now, I will not be spending money in that store.

As per usual Home shortchanges on women. Don't worry ladies, Threads has new shoes.

Wow, More Failures than Usual!

Every time Home gives us the slightest glimpse of Hope... They crush it like a bug. But not any bug, one of those gross bugs that explodes and makes a crunching sound.

First there's this post about content refusing to be bought:

Every time i got to checkout at the lucusarts store I'm getting an error "this content cannot be selected at this time" Thanks. Glad I got up early

FAIL. I checked into it and got the same error. Please comment to let us know if you got it too. Next up, buying stuff and not receiving it, a Home Classic:

Do not buy the locoroco stuff because it does not appear after you have bought it.

Ok, that was to the point, but did other people notice?

Are you asking a question? I wish people would right coherently on simple sentences.

Yes, the stuff do NOT show up after you buy them. What a jip. I just spent more than $12 for no reason. The information says that I get an instant download of the virtual stuff but I don't have it. Sony broke the contract with me. I did not agree to a "pay now receive maybe later" for the virtual stuff.

I'll take that as a yes, FAIL #2. Next, we have the lightsaber. Everyone wanted these so badly. Home provided. Think they did so without screwing it up?:

The Lightsaber is $5...
Thats outrageous

That's from Fail777! King and ruler of Failtopia. But is that the only issue? seems not:

I saw a girl with a lightsaber, it didnt even glow

Awesome, overpriced, non-glowing lightsaber. Even the Glow rods glow, why don't these? FAIL #3. Anything else? How about Sodium:

just as subject says i lost 4.99 in new store at mall. i was tryin 2 buy da animated emoticon love bundle and lost 4.99. I got an error, but dnt write it dwn srry. who do i contact to get refund. plz help

FAIL 4. And the day has barely started. This is going to be a fun update.

Laughable

Another member of this blog's writing team posted about the update. I just wanted to bring focus to one thing:

We heard you loud and clear

Then fix the issues we've brought up over and over and over.

London Glitch

Well, it took no time at all for someone to glitch out of the London Pub. Congrats dev team, you fail again.

First Missing Item Report

First report of a missing item for 1/28/10 update:

Today I bought the Gem Dress from the Costumes shop in the mall. I didn't buy the whole set, as I just wanted the dress really. It's kind of an 80's style purple dress with green straps I think. I've been able to preview it from the store, however the dress hasn't shown up on my inventory yet. I've tried logging out and back in and whatever else but nothing seems to have worked. And apparently the dress itself is bugged and no one has it in their inventory yet (correct me if I'm wrong). Hopefully this gets fixed soon, as it was a really cute dress and probably my favorite item from the update today.

Second post, same issue:

I purchased the new Gem Dress from Costumes today and it does not show up in my inventory. I checked under Torso and Legs, and it's not there. I hope this get fixed asap.

Another Ripoff Design

Via Email:

Hey, Home Watch!

I was really happy to see that you posted pictures showing Home's blatant rip off of the entire outfit worn by Julia Roberts in 'Pretty Woman'. But I wanted to share another blatant rip off with you, from the exact same update!
I've included a picture showing the original and Home's copy. This time, it was the Paris Modern Outfit. It's not quite as direct as the Pretty Woman gown, but it's still pretty freaking close!
The original is a Chanel blazer worn by Anne Hathaway in 'The Devil Wears Prada'. I can't claim credit for first recognizing this - I was told about it by [name removed], but I don't know where [name removed] heard about it for sure. So I wish I could give credit where credit's due, but alas, I have no clue! All I can claim credit for is taking the picture of the outfit on my avatar and comparing it to the original.
So anyway, as you can see, it's pretty dang close to the Chanel blazer. The only differences I notice are the original is double-breasted, while the Home version is single. But that could merely be a matter of how wide the avatars are and that double-breasted jackets don't tend to fit the avatar's body as well. And the shape of the pocket is slightly different. But you know what? It's still the same jacket. Same cut, same color, same trim, same crest, all in the same spots. They even included the same chemise blouse beneath the jacket that Anne Hathaway wore in the movie. The skirt's obviously different, but they even included the thigh-high black boots.
Don't these people realize that it's a crime to make - and SELL - such blatant rip offs? I'm sure Chanel would love to know that Sony's making money off a copy of their design.

What makes this all the more insulting, is that the Home community has been showing far more originality and style than these ridiculous people who have to copy from movies in order to come up with anything halfway decent! Come on, Sony, is that really the best you can do? Hire people who sit around and watch movies to get their ideas? Please, that's pathetic. If it's a tribute, that's one thing, but this is just a freaking knock off!

I also wanted to note, you might want to add to your Pretty Woman post that the red gown in question was designed by the movie's costume designer, Marilyn Vance. I've just done some extensive research on it to make certain, and yup, that design's hers. Also, it's worth noting that neither 'Pretty Woman' nor 'The Devil Wears Prada' are products of Sony Pictures. Although with the case of the Chanel jacket, that wouldn't matter even if it was Sony's film, since movies can feature clothing from other designers, but that doesn't mean the studios own the original designs. Case in point, all the old classic Paramount films starring Audrey Hepburn. Audrey Hepburn had a thing for Givenchy and regularly wore custom-made Givenchy gowns. They may have appeared in Paramounts' films, but the gowns still belong to Givenchy. (Yeah, I'm a fashionista, what can I say?)
So yeah, I'm betting Chanel would just love to know cheap digital knock offs of their couture clothing are being sold by Sony in Home. I might just have to send them a letter...

Thanks!

- HeatherShow

P.s. Feel free to post my name. I'm not afraid of Sony anymore. Do what they will, it'll only make things worse for them if they continue to bully around their customers. Especially this customer. I've had it.

Awesome, thanks for the heads up!

The table that won't hold

According to this post:

Hello all my dear friends at HOME.. I have stumbled yet another example of Sony's false advertising and I'm here to provide once again the item and their deceptive description, so you the buyer can be warned! I may one day, just start a thread and update it with all the items I find that are in my opinion nothing but deceptive and false advertised items. Let me know what you think and maybe tomorrow I will start that thread..

Anyway, my friends, here is the next item up for False Advertising!

It is the beautiful Waterfall Terrace Bear Table. (See picture below) When I saw this I had to have it.. It's one of the items missing in the original bundle, that so many people are having a hard time getting. Anyways. They show this beautiful table, and I admit is really is nice.

Now, here's the description of the table in Sony's own words.

"It makes a great conversation piece and YOU CAN PUT THINGS ON IT."

Fact: You can not put nothing on it, when you try, it falls off! So once again... Sony Bull**bleep**s us!

I don't know about you guys, but this is really getting out of hand, and it needs to STOP!

So much bear, so little time. Reminds me of a joke. A bear and a rabbit are shitting in the woods. The bear asks the rabbit "do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur?" And the rabbit responds no. So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

In this case Sony is the bear, and the rabbit is the Home community.

Voice It!

People are starting to get loud. Loud and tired. Loud, tired, and pissed off. It's reaching a boiling point where people are sick and tired of the HORRIBLE JOB that the home staff is doing. Such as this topic discussing the fact that the Paris Classical Wardrobe is shown in this bundle.

Here is a PRIME example of FALSE ADVERTISING, and why after I bought this, I'm really seriously thinking of taking SONY to court over this, because it is continuing time and time again... The picture below clearly shows the Paris Classical Living Room Bundle. Now look closely to the left, you will see the Paris Classical Wardrobe.

Should Sony be held accountable for putting inept people at the helm of a large scale product that's supposed to draw in users and profit? We're gonna say yes. But is it over? Nah, it's Home. THERE'S ALWAYS SOME NEW DELIGHTFUL MISADVENTURE. NEXT UP:

Why is the Hat advertised as being BLACK turn out to be the color GREEN? According to the topic:

You know.. I'm really getting sick of this.. This is now 3 issues I have found just in a few hours, and other people are find more.. But this one I bought and didn't notice it until I wore it.

The BLACK COWBOY HAT IS GREEN WHEN YOU WEAR IT!!

FIX IT.. I HATE GREEN!!!

Should the completely incapable Home staff answer or fix this? We'd like to say yes, but why is it items go unfixed for MONTHS at a time? Why is it not possible for the HCM to at least say "we are aware of this bug?"


But lets get back to that Wardrobe. Or is it a wardrobe? This topic asks the question:

You know.. this update I must say has to be the worst as far as attention given on representing the items properly.. I'm very close in starting a class action for us, because well I'm sick of it. Just on this update alone I have been screwed twice by false advertising. See other posts.. now I pose a question to the HOME MANAGERS (which I'm sure will go unanswered, unless Glass shows up) But I want to know what the difference between these two items are besides a name change. I'm not paying for two separate items, when the only thing that changes is a NAME.

And last but not least, we get to this topic:

Umm.. has anyone bought the new beds yet?? Well all I can say (I have pics.. but to lazy to upload them now) is I hope your poor old tired avatar never needs to sleep.. You're asking why? Well first, they can't lay down only sit on the bed, and second.. He/she would never fit into that new nice comfy bed. LOL Yup you got it.. the size of the bed is way off. Your poor avatar might be able to get about half his/her body in it.. but that's about it..

Laaaaame. So no only are these pieces all messed up, but they are just sized completely WRONG. That's just BAD DEVELOPMENT. Bad support, bad development, bad staff, bad support, bad bugs, bad missing items, bad support, BAD, BAD, BAD.

Loads of Disappointment

I've been going through the forums, collecting things for blog posts. But there is too much going on, I'm going to have to turn it into one big post.

First the Waterfall Terrace fishing game. It appears to be fixed, except for that same bug with the 6th lure not unlocking. According to this post:

I called SONY about getting a refund for the waterfall terrace, which is a more resonable refund since the product wasn't working. The customer service rep told me to speak with the home community managers about a refund. I PMd glasswalls & Locas Star, awhile ago, and they don't even have the decency to respond to me. Lesson learnd, (SIC) just don't spend money on home.

I know the money I spent on home isn't going to improve the server load times, or give us what we want like music/movie players for personal spaces. The only thing they're focused on is pumping out more silly virtual clothes & not so interesting personal spaces, so whats the point...

Shocker, more ignored tech support. Continuing on, there's the matter of I DEMAND my money back which we had mentioned in a previous blog post. One user makes a very good point:

False advertising is okay just because it says all sales are final? It's not a valid contract if you are not getting what you are paying for.

Very true. Next we move on to a user who managed to glitch his way outside the Paris Clocktower. Wow, that took what, 24 hours?

while trying to put the PsP-Go object on one of the shelves in the clock tower, it slipped through the back of the shelves.
Figured while i was on the outside I'd take a few pictures before i canceled the furniture and tried again.

Speaking of Paris Clocktower being disappointing, this user made the mistake of buying it:

this place just sucks! its small. it only looks big. its not even big as the summer house! this is sooo frustrating. i wish i could give it back to them. i think the only thing that could make me more upset is if i bought the ratchet and clank "home". my decision was between the water terrace and the clock tower. now i know next time im not buyign anyting sony hypes up from home. sorry for this post but i HAD to vent!

Small huh? Seems people really have been disappointed with the Paris space. Many people for many reasons. I think it's safe to say, like the Wizard's Den before it, Paris Clocktower is a huge failure, and most people who buy it are disappointed. Speaking of personal spaces and disappointment, have we mentioned recently that the folks who got the Waterfall Terrace furniture are still being screwed out of stuff they bought?

Well, those who bought the Waterfall Terrace Furniture Bundles when they first came out and was missing 2 pieces did you call Sony and if you did.. did you get the code for the two missing pieces?

I just got a call from Carl, from Sony Tech. Support and sure enough he gave me my code for my two missing pieces.

So please if you by something and don't get it.. call them, and if it goes unresolved call again. It's been about 12 days since I first stated to send emails and probably 8 days since I started calling them.. (and I only had to call 3 times). And they did call me today.. gave me a code and I verified it by going to the Terrace and looking and my inventory.. and boom they are there.. Wooo Hooo.

Also, who loves a good contest? We know we sure do. Especially when we win and get completely ignored:

Hello HCMs,

I don't know which board to put this in, as I don't really want to involve anyone else, just yourselves. I thought support would be best.

I'm still awaiting any news regarding the results of the Uncharted 2 Torch Race contest. Last I successfully spoke with you was when I PMed GlassWalls in late December. Early January, I was announced as the winner.

I've sent you PMs about this, but I don't know if they get lost in your inbox. I've compared some messages I've sent with others, and it seems (correct me if I'm wrong) that messages that have not been read by the other party are bold-faced. The messages I've sent you are, in fact, in bold, hence why I think my messages are being lost in that abyss that your inboxes may be.

I'm just hoping to make contact!

Good day!

We hope a tech support question like that will be taken care of. We'll assume it won't be, but We'll hope anyways. Sit back and take a load off, you're going to be waiting a loooooong time. Oh, and since we're speaking of sitting down, why not sit on non-functional items?

I've seen a lot of complaints about:

• bundles not including all items
• 6th lure not unlocking
• leaderboards and progress being wiped

...but has anyone else noticed that:

• the dark leather loveseat only seats one?
• the dark leather sofa only seats two?

By definition, a loveseat should seat two and sofas should seat at least three. On the dark leather loveseat, the avatar sits in the middle, spanning the 2 cushions. On the dark leather sofa, one avatar sits on the left cushion, which is normal, but the other avatar sits between the right and middle cushions. It's just plain awkward and deprives the owner of 2 seats. When we have large spaces, a 12 person maximum occupancy and a 50 item limit, every seat is precious!

The light leather bundle loveseat and sofa accommodate the correct number of people.

then another joins in:

Well I'm going to bump this.. because I feel these items are defective.. and I guess I'll be fighting for a refund again...

HEY YOU 3 HOME MANAGERS.. HOW ABOUT DOING YOUR JOBS FOR ONCE and ANSWER THIS.. Are you going to look into this furniture, so it actually seats the number of people it should seat???? IF NOT, I'm getting a refund on this.

We're gonna have to disagree, loveseats aren't for two people, what definition are you working with? Oh, the dictionary one, gotcha. Speaking of Soft & fluffy, remember the Stay Puff Marshmallow man? Remember that broken shirt? Well, folks are still discovering it:

I noticed that the Ghostbuster Stay Puff Marshmellow Man shirt has an error. The once black shirt is now covered in green and red stripes and says "NOT FOUND".

Yup, been broken for a while. Reply from other users?

1) Should of checked here first.. that's an old old old bug.

2) Yes. he sure does And I PAID for that shirt over six months ago! Hasn't worked right yet.

3) It is an old bug. VERY old. So why isn't it fixed?

So early, so many complaints. Lets see if they are all fixed today! Yeah.

Fail Evolve Disappointment

According to this post:

I spent 6 bucks on 2 evoling items. The fish in the aquarium don't even move, and the toy that evolved, evolved into a plane that doesn't fly. The description of the toy was that it flies and bounces. It doesn't do ANYTHING. I demand my money back, I have been ripped off.

We agree, those items were a true disappointment, and Home has been doing a lot of faulty advertising. The Wizards Den failed to be what they claimed it would. New Years failed to be what they claimed it would. Christmas failed to be what they claimed it would. Now the evolving toys. Do us a favor readers, leave other examples of broken items and such that haven't been quite up to par.

Incoming Update Fail

Nothing says Home update like not getting the items you pay for. Such is this topic entitled: Do NOT BUY THE GARGOYLE Set Of Six!

According to the post:

Please save yourself some headache, DO NOT BUY THE GARGOYLE SET OF SIX!! When you buy it for 5.49 you only get 2!! You get #2 and #3. All others are missing.. it doesn't even show in your purchases!!!!

STAY AWAY from this BUNDLE!

It's getting to a point where no one is going to be comfortable buying ANYTHING.

Robot Sucks.

I was searching videos earlier, and I have come to the conclusion that they made -zero- effort when coding the robot dance. Have a look:

Playstation Home - Robot Dance. (Please skip past the first 20-40 minutes to get past the intro.)

Now, compare it to the robot dance here, here, here, hell even Michael Jackson did great examples. We have a robot that looks like a drunk person at a wedding.

Dungeons & Drago... Er, Just Dungeon.

According to our dear friend and comrade Jim777, the Wizard's Den is not quite what he expected. It seems the Den of Disappointment is hitting hard. According to our sexy, intelligent, and simply delicious friend Jim777:

All i know is i want this space to look like that or for a refund because even the images posted on the blog yesterday reflect THAT space not the one i own right now.

You go girl! Give 'em hell. But he's not the only one, according to this post:

i saw a video for the Wizards Den space i bit back, n there is supposed to be a baby dragon that follows you around. Anyone else know anything about this???

I know something about it, Home blew a Puff of Magic Dragon smoke up your ass. Enjoy your textured Circle, I'm sure all your friends will want to party there.

Dragon's Den - Den of Disappointment

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I hope before you buy this piece of garbage you watch the video. If it's your thing, cool. But I find the space to be a real disappointment after spaces like Ghostbusters, Neptune, and BEARCOCK waterfall.