LocoGlitcho

According to email:

Could you make mention on your blog about locoroco glitching out. Every time I got there it's glitching out and crashing. Why can't they test this stuff first?

Wow, More Failures than Usual!

Every time Home gives us the slightest glimpse of Hope... They crush it like a bug. But not any bug, one of those gross bugs that explodes and makes a crunching sound.

First there's this post about content refusing to be bought:

Every time i got to checkout at the lucusarts store I'm getting an error "this content cannot be selected at this time" Thanks. Glad I got up early

FAIL. I checked into it and got the same error. Please comment to let us know if you got it too. Next up, buying stuff and not receiving it, a Home Classic:

Do not buy the locoroco stuff because it does not appear after you have bought it.

Ok, that was to the point, but did other people notice?

Are you asking a question? I wish people would right coherently on simple sentences.

Yes, the stuff do NOT show up after you buy them. What a jip. I just spent more than $12 for no reason. The information says that I get an instant download of the virtual stuff but I don't have it. Sony broke the contract with me. I did not agree to a "pay now receive maybe later" for the virtual stuff.

I'll take that as a yes, FAIL #2. Next, we have the lightsaber. Everyone wanted these so badly. Home provided. Think they did so without screwing it up?:

The Lightsaber is $5...
Thats outrageous

That's from Fail777! King and ruler of Failtopia. But is that the only issue? seems not:

I saw a girl with a lightsaber, it didnt even glow

Awesome, overpriced, non-glowing lightsaber. Even the Glow rods glow, why don't these? FAIL #3. Anything else? How about Sodium:

just as subject says i lost 4.99 in new store at mall. i was tryin 2 buy da animated emoticon love bundle and lost 4.99. I got an error, but dnt write it dwn srry. who do i contact to get refund. plz help

FAIL 4. And the day has barely started. This is going to be a fun update.

PS Home update, 2/18

Written by: Kapow

There seems to be a Lot of stuff coming in tomorrows update, of course, that's what I said last week too.

Anyways, here's a summary of what's to come in tomorrow's update:

• LocoRoco Public Space/ Cruise boat thing.

• MotorStorm Public Space (complete with an arcade game, "quests" and MotorStorm merch. this space looks to be the one everyone thought was going to be the big personal space with the stage and turntables and such. Nope, public space people.)

• LocoRoco Personal Space (I'm assuming it's the one from Japan. Yes, you did hear us correctly on that one. Good job.)

• "PlanetLand" Personal Space (yes, Planet...Land.)

• Starting tomorrow, February 18th, you can watch each episode of The Tester every week until season 1 ends. (Which, I guess, implies there's going to be a season 2.) Also pick up some, The Tester, virtual item each week, found in the theater and Central Plaza. Oh, and you watch it in the mall..that's right, the mall.

• Some new, but not really new, stores in the mall. Including: Lockwood Publishing, Loot, EA, (here's the new one) and Lucas Arts.

• Remember those flying saucer alien things? well they're back. Along with some Android things. It appears to be similar to Hamsters vs Humans dance off.

• And lastly, EA will be hosting an NHL 10 game launching event in the Central Plaza. The dummy accounts have Dev in the name so I will assume they will actually be some developers from the game.

No, but seriously, they named it Planet Land. Planet.Land. What?? What does that even mean, a land. . .filled with planets? Or space? Did they mean space? Like, that's what a Planet Land would be, fucking Space. Outer space. *SIGH*........make.believe..

PlanetLand!!

Click for more details on tomorrows update.