CommaderKoopa - Resident Genius

Over the last few months there have been countless wonderful posts by CommaderKoopa - Resident Genius. We'd like to share some:

now i cant get into home period, first the freezing which led to the network issue, now im out 200 bucks. hey sony if ya want to tell me to gfy why not do it to my face.

i didnt really care about the dang prizes i was just going to a friend, i mean christ, its 1 thing to cause freezing, this is another thing, im not complaining about the effects, moreso the cause which in this case is home

the ac space is so laggy and freezy it reflected onto psn and now my ps3 sux. heres an idea sony, try making it so that 10 million ppl cant b in the same instance together causing lag, freezong, and crashing, instead why not try having so that only a few ppl can b in a space preventing that from happening, then maybe my ps3 wouldnt b i n its current butchered state, i am deeply enraged about this

o boy... yea i agree with you this stuff should b handled more properly, i suggest ya call the police

and also the heart and soul of the ps3 is infamous and prototype

and i feel i owe a few things to the community due to my absense, but wat can i say, when its outta my power nothin can b done, but expect more posts, in the meantime, how many of you here report sexual harassment on home, say a noob kneeling behing a female avi. i say its time we all report that.

Remember, while folks are getting banned for making too much noise about not receiving items, sexual harassment, etc, this guy keeps getting to post. Over and over and over and over and....

The State of PlayStation Home

Written by: Kapow

I just read this funny joke, it's called "The State of PlayStation Home." You can find it here.

I just wanted to point out these 2 comments because i thought they were particular funny:

:Jim777 | February 22nd, 2010 at 1:48 pm

Thank you for this amazing application Jack, and for the love of God drop by the forums and make a post or to ;)

Also come out to some events we would LOVE to have you.

Jack Buser replied on February 22, 2010 at 2:03 pm

Thanks and noted Jim777. Good to hear from you and stay tuned :

and in response:

[Name Changed] | February 22nd, 2010 at 2:11 pm

Hey jim777 think you have a little brown stuff on your nose there bud… LMAO!!

I just thought that was pretty funny and wanted to share it with all of you! Hit the link up top to view the blog post by "Jack Buser" (or one of his interns, who knows) and the following comments. Notice the particular ones he chooses to respond to. Please stop boosting this guys ego.

WONDERBLOGEN

Recently I've been plagued by the oh-so-originally named "Home-Watch-Watcher." This person has started a blog to dissect this blog, and expose us. I would suggest you avoid this intellectual masterpiece. This person puts together arguments like an 1800's British banker. There is just no retort that can defeat such eloquent writing, and hard hitting journalism. I traced this person to the Chicago area. I thought to myself, who lives in Chicago and writes with a lot of typos and barely makes sense? But alas, I cannot figure out this shadowy Rubik's Cube of a journalist.

I have to BEG MY READERS: Please please please don't go to this blog ever. Please don't read anything this person says, because I find them very threatening. I also feel out blog is so jeopardized, I'm watching my every post now, in order to appease our new overlord.

Triple Failure

I decided to post a couple of funny observations.

In the IREM area, you can find this when looking at the screen. Oops, did we miss a detail folks?

found this in central plaza, where the tree, new years ball, PSPGO and other objects have been. It seems like they forgot to remove some stuff, leaving this useless game link.

My personal favorite, and a true tribute to home, YOUR_BLOCKED2 as #1 all time saucer pop champ. The irony of the #1 person on a letterboard having a name that's a grammatical disaster like this is funny enough, however, it's YOUR_BLOCKED2, meaning someone elses' grammar was bad enough to snag YOUR_BLOCKED before them!

Leaked Information thanks to ChronosViper

According to Dumb777's blog:

HCV Chronosviper confirms we are getting IREM beach, not Thursday but we are getting it!

Awesome news. Good to know the HVC has info leaked to them. Even better then that, thank god they have stupid friends to leak it to the public! Thanks Lame777, you probably just leaked stuff that was behind someone's NDA. Choochoo, here comes the failtrain.

Maturity Argument

One of the most common slams this blog gets is about it's "maturity level." For those of you who didn't grow up in a world without the internet, the "maturity argument" is the default fallback to a baseless debate. There's only a handful of things taken less seriously, such as mock laughter/emoticons. It's roots are as old as mankind itself.

Why are we bringing this up? We just wanted to put it out there that once this tactic is used, it is blatantly transparent that your argument is pretty much over. Honestly, if you disagree with what we do or what we stand for, for the love of god stop debating like you're in middle school. You may as well call me gay and my mother fat. It's the internet equivalent of saying "I surrender."

The second this stale line is used, you've lost all credibility. You've stated you fail at getting your point across, and instead you're going to attack the basest of human needs. The need to be taken seriously. If you attack someone saying you don't take them seriously, you're pretty much saying they're not on the same level, but yet you're still interested in what they are saying. That's a contradiction done by people who lack maturity. Pretty crazy huh?

Bottom line, We're rubber, you're glue.

Fail777

Via Email:

Hello Home-Watch

I thought I would let you know that there is a new club on home run by one of home and the forums most important and elite users....yes the great Jim777. He states the following in his OFFICIAL club thread........

--News---

All new info will be in red

Welcome to the official thread for the new club Light of Home

This club has been set up in response to the growing negativity and conflict on the Home forums and in Home itself; it is a call to action. No longer can we sit around and let negativity hurt Home, we must be proactive and fight ite.

We also have a Twitter account if you wish to follow:

Its so great to know Jim777 is making a club to help out the lil people....well if they are important enough or their noses are brown enough. How dare anyone disagree with anything on home or show any negativity towards the home team or any mods. As Jim777 says WE MUST BE PROACTIVE AND FIGHT!!!!!!

Sincerely

One of those evil people who dares to question anything

Sounds like more classic Jim777 self excrement, er, expression. It must be hard being that self important. I wonder if having such a big head causes neck pain. Thanks for this laughfest of fail.

An instant classic

There should be an IQ test to get on home. Especially after this post:

The other day I was in my bedroom talking to this chick in the CP on my PS3 home beta. I asked her what her name was and she was like what, whatever. OHHH that just made my blood boil.

So I said "you don't want to talk to me?"

She was like "no, why would I." This is when

I replied "will you know."

and she was like "no I don't."

So I told her she needs to get a life and go -will you know. Then she tells me to gag myself. I was like no way and told her she was a - will you know. Then my mom starts calling me

I replied "I am busy."

She said "no your not."

I said "yes I am."

Then my mom comes rushing in my room from the kitchen and hits me in the head with a wet towel.

I figured this could not be happening, and told her to get out of my room and fix me a pot pie, Bit__. By the time I looked back on the T.V. and continued what I was doing- that chick was gone. I was so ticked off I started cussing at myself. But I was in luck I saw another group of girl avatars sitting on a bench and it was time to pull out some new pick up lines.

I said "what's up baby cakes."

they said "get lost."

I was like whatever. Then my mom comes back and asks me who I am talking to all the time? I told her I was talking to these chicks on my TV using my PS3.

She said "what?" "are you crazy?"

I said "no, these chicks are hot."

She said "no, that's a video game."

I said "no, these chicks are real."

Then she says "are you on drugs?" because normal people don't talk to chicks on a video games, she told me I need to go outside and make some friends and she was going to have me talk to my counselor. I told her she needs to talk to her own counselor. She thinks I am on drugs. What the heck?