Home Board Game!

If one thing I love, it's seeing dumb people suffer. Which is the case in this epic topic, where the resident brown-noser created a board game.

Sadly, everyone's' favorite bus driver crapped on the parade. However I am DEVOTED to seeing this game come to life. So In an effort to help make this dream a reality, I want to invite the Home-Watch family to help create new and exciting bits for this game. I promise you, I'll be doing the same.

Heavy flow month

Looking over the first few pages of the forums has made me think: "WTF is wrong with these mods?" They seem to lock pretty much every single topic posted no matter what the content. Since the 27th of last month mods have locked 76 topics.

Someone needs a dictionary

Cobra1, everyone's favorite moderator, doesn't seem to understand what piracy is. You might want to get yourself a dictionary & look up the word. You'd figure someone who'd waste enough time getting nearly a thousand trophies would be able to waste 2 minutes on dictionary.com.

The Wheels On the Bus Go Round and Round

So I was browsing through the Sony forums looking for new things to bag on them for. What I got was so juicy and yummy I couldn't help it.



Cobra1, aka "Cobra Girl," Is a moderator for Lithium. The folks that work extra hard to make sure everything you do or say is censored. Well, luckily, she links her Twitter account in her signature. Why is beyond me, because of this little tidbit:

Bio I drive for King County Metro Transit and work with Lithium to moderate online communities. Video games in my spare time and walks in the park.

Beep beep. She's a bus driver. Not only is that hilarious in itself, but she actually lists it BEFORE working for Lithium. The forums that harbor the Home forums are run by bus drivers. (Well, one confirmed, the others strongly suspected) I always thought Sony's forums smelled like cigarettes and armpit. Let's check some of her tweets:

Remember: New #Metro Transit routes and schedules start Saturday, Feb 6, 2010. New timetables are now available for all routes.

Damn, could you be any more interesting? Thanks for the update Ms. Crabtree.

Watching #Forrest Gump again.... Who sits on a city bus bench for 3 hours waiting on 1 bus to arrive?

As much time as you spend on the Playstation forums censoring people's debates and conversations, I would suggest they're waiting on your bus.

I think driving through the tunnel with the #LinkLight Trains is going to be easier than I thought. Route 73 is a good route. #Metrotransit

Oh, you naughty party animal.

Dear Metro passengers. This is the 28 Express; we are not passing 34th St. so don't go expecting any miracles! <3

Just like a bus takes forever to go from zero to forty, it takes just as long for you to go from zero to witty.

I really think I stayed up too late playing #MW2.

Great, I'll expect to see a news story: "Playstation gestapo member drives bus off cliff. She will soon be replaced with stronger language filters." Go have a look at the Kings County Public Transit page, where their motto is "We'll get you there." The fine print says nothing about you being alive, however.

Sorry Preggos, moderation staff hates ya!

Brought to my attention via email was this topic: Why are there no "pregnant" avatars for the ladies of Home? The topic begs the question:

So I found out today a friend of mine is pregent (sic) (and no, I am not the father, so don't even go there) and I was wondering why pregnant avatars do not exist on Home for the ladies?

But if they do bring pregnant avatars to Home, should they be forced to wear "maternity" style clothing only? This would prevent creeps from wearing the 2 piece bikini swimsuit while pregnant out in public.

Share your thought.

The topic made it a total six pages before being locked. Reason for the lock? According to Cobra1:

When creating your thread, please ensure the discussion material is appropriate for the PlayStation.com Forums.

Thanks

Official Rules of Conduct

I guess that pregnancy isn't an appropriate topic. I recall they did the same thing to "I love Lucy." Difference is that was 1952.