Douchebag alert !

I guess this type of scenario happened everywhere in a working space which is people with higher position acting douchey (acting like a douchebag) towards people in lower position.

I’m going to talk about my experience with this type of people. I was in this room with my friends doing something for our project and there was this guy and obviously he’s someone who is older than us and also in higher level of education.

We were doing our thing and suddenly he came to us and in a totally unexpected ways he was telling us to back off because he wanted to do his work there, like in a totally harsh ways of telling people.

Feeling devastated but we have to back off because we were actually in his room where he is the authority so… backing up, that’s what we’re doing. I understand perfectly if that was his personality and I suspected that he got some sand stuck in his vajayjay or something but then I was wrong… he was doing that kinda act to show that he’s the boss.

We were in the room again continuing our work after he stopped us and now our big boss is with us which is in higher position than the douchey guy previously. The guy wants to use the thing that we’re using again but this time he have to face the boss. Unsurprisingly he was as delightful as a cake when he was talking to us, so the conclusion is this guy is actually a douchebag, who was trying to make people lower than him miserable.

Imagine having to face him on daily basis, that’s tough! I just wish we could hang out or something but I guess we won’t.

This is why all the LAN cable port is damaged !!!

I am one of thousand users that access the net from my campus' library and now I found out that most port can't be used because someone (or something) has pulled it too hard to the point that it can't be used any longer.

So, today (on this day this was posted) I happened to catch one of the culprit, which I'm sure there were many and take a photo.

I'm not gonna put her (there! I said it, the culprit is a girl!) face in this blog but I just hope everyone take good care of the facilities here because there are many people using them.

"It's like some game of tug-o-war"

A Day of Self-Expression ... Black Gown Galore...

K... so old news, I actually took ESE class this semester and for the final assessment we have to present a drama, one of my friend was playing a witch with a huge gown. Below is a picture of him (yes, he's a man) in the gown.

"Guy At The Right: This gown doubled as a mucus wiper"

The performance was of course not that average although it is still in amateur level, but it wasn't the performance that captured me, it was the gown. Below is a list of the Black Gown Doppelganger as I love to called it.

The gown had been worn by Miss Jay during a photo shoot in ANTM Cycle 5

It was also seen in Anak Betong (a TV show starring Sheila Rusly)

"yes you won't believe it, black gown is in fashion again via ANTM Cycle 14"

Next Time on A Day of Self-Expression: Kristin Stewart wannabe is here !

Things That Might Happened If UNIMAS Banned facebook Part 1

Just in time when facebook is starting to grow (and stick!) in our heart (and brain!), there were rumors that UNIMAS will banned facebook access via its LAN, which means if we're using UNIMAS connection to browse facebook we will get na-da, nothing but just a page that told you that facebook is banned !

In order to prepare ourselves for this catastrophe, here a few ideas what might happened if this rumor is going to be true. Brace yourselves !!!

1. Morpheus will be 'in' again.

For those who doesn't know what MORPHEUS is, it's actually a portal for us, UNIMAS students to send our assignments and download lecture notes and stuff. Back when facebook is still something out of this world, people use MORPHEUS to post almost anything because it has a blog service for students to talk about almost anything. Even 'gay bashing posts' were allowed at that day. Sadly, since the dawn of facebook, people had forgotten about MORPHEUS... 

 " For outsiders, MORPHEUS looked like this"

But... MORPHEUS might be popular again if facebook is banned. Oh, remember those days when I used to get messages from my MORPHEUS account.

2. "Is that my coursemate syndrome?" will attacked

I have to admit that I did not know each and every name of my coursemate but the worst part is I don't even recognize their face.  Here's an awkward example of this syndrome.

Time: Biotech Orientation Day

Place: Somewhere where the orientation is held

ME [with full confidence]: Hey, you must be the first year student. Come here and stay with the rest!

ALLEGED FIRST YEAR STUDENT (BUT ACTUALLY ONE OF MY COURSEMATE FROM THE SAME BATCH AS ME: But... I'm a 2nd year student.

ME [Turn around and pretend to be busy]: .... 

The good thing about facebook is you can add anyone minus the awkwardness of breaking the ice and get to know each other. I have to say that some of my coursemate add me as a friend and since then whenever I saw them anywhere I'll be waving my hands without hesitation even, well at least we've 'poked' each other in facebook before.

But, if facebook is banned the whole world will start to become awkward again...

3. Many students will become depressed 

Depression happened to students all the time. It could be cause by almost anything from exam to personal problems like relationship status.

Posting status updates in facebook is a way to release the tension of getting depressed and seeking attention as well.

If facebook is banned, then where would all these students go to when they need to tell everyone that their 'single' or they have 'complicated' relationship.

 "A worst case of break ups and make ups"

 (to be continued)

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ... DEAD PEOPLE ... IN UNIMAS...

Have you watched that movie where that kid can see dead people, I'm a bit of a skeptic when it comes to paranormal stuff. Tho I've witnessed lots of paranormal activity I still thought that it was just science playing with our imagination.

I don't have the ability to see dead people but I have friends who claimed to have that certain ability or what we usually called 'Sixth Sense'. His name is ****** and he's a very religious person, unfortunately I don't like the way he smells... he smells like dead people if you know what I'm sayin'.

Being around with him sure is creepy and many stuff had happened. I will tell you one... or two.. or three...

Our school is known for it's co-curricular activities, one of it is 'Kawad Kaki' (what's kawad in english, marching is it?). The students always trained day and night. At night they trained at around 8 - 10pm...

So there's this one night, the competition is just around the corner so the team decided to intensified their training by extending it till midnight. So it happened, the voice of the commander usually cause disturbance to the spirits that stayed in our school.

My friend (the one with the sixth sense) usually told us that he can see lots and lots of spooks, ghosts and spirits in various form came out from every crooks and nooks of the building in our school compound whenever the commander commands...

And at one time just after the Commander screamed ,"BARISSSS!!!!" a group of spirits that my friend said is family actually popped out of a tree near the hostel and swing around the tree (they're monkey ghosts, perhaps), we were looking at the tree he told us and the tree were really shaking hard (although the weather is actually windy at that time) and we were so scared the image of the ghosts came in our mind...

So that's a story about my paranormal friend... If you've seen any dead people please contact me

TAYLOR IS TOTALLY OUT OF HIS LEAGUE

Hi, I was writing this post with a sad melancholy feeling in my heart and am currently listening to some old sad songs...

Exam is over, I know, but I felt super sad because I didn't do my best, definitely not my best ...

one night in UNIMAS, i was sitting alone at the cafeteria under the water tower waiting for my order to be served, I looked at other people, they were laughing and I swear I can see their throat from where I was sitting - it's a pure laugh they making, gosh I wish I was as happy as them.

I looked at my phone, no calls or missed calls, no message at all... I'm so lonely

After I took my order (Nasi Pataya, TAPAU!!!) I went to my beloved faculty, going to be my former beloved faculty soon cause I hate what the faculty has done to me, I fall in love and I fall with love there...

Oh I'm gonna miss you [CENSORED], I'll remember the day we first met and talk, it was brief but it's worth it, I was totally going head over heels when you talk to me and brush your elbow to me - oh, what a bliss...

-thegossipgeek is poking his throat when i'm writing this-

Then, after wandering around the faculty, I decided to go home... to my soon to be former beloved hostel...

As I was walking across the bridge I saw many people sitting there, some were fishing some were 'fishing' too...
I miss doing that, sitting and eating peanuts on the bridge, always did that back in my first year in UNIMAS with my FSGK buddy, now they're too busy to even buzz my phone...

 I arrived at my hostel now, the first thing I'm gonna do is of course eat my Nasi Pataya.

Then, I'm going to boot my laptop, log into my blog account and post my memoirs there, what title should i put in?

I am usually a happy kinda guy but now I just feel all the burden in the world is on my shoulder...

I decide...

'TAYLOR IS TOTALLY OUT OF HIS LEAGUE'

Perfect title...

jangan cakap saya tidak cover cerita nie...

another episode in the life of the students of UNIMAS biotech course...

unless u're living under the rock u'll probably know that Z had break-up with his girlfriend.

now he's been chasing his coursemate, W...

mula2 tu macam diorang ni betul ka x couple, tapi ada sumber menyatakan diorang macam selalu nampak mesra, main kacau2 dekat sms lagi

then, ada juga orang cakap diorang sering bercanda-ria dalam wall facebook

anyway, we'll never know whether it's official between them yet, lagipun Z baru juga break dengan gurl dia, macam cepat betul dia dapat yang baru kan but WHO CARES !!!

UPDATE: Yup it's official between W and Z. Ada bukti ok !!!

kent and jon + 8

"hi, this is gossip geek blogging from my vacation island, miss y'all"

in this post, i'll be featuring kent and jon, which everyone knows had spend so much time together for the past two years, so in this post they're gonna be dishing about their 8 most memorable moments.

besides, kent's fans have been mailing me to featured him in my blog, so guys here it is...

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#1 Singing for Le Meuilleur

Kent: It's a great experience, when my girlfriend played our semi-final video I was like no we're not gonna make it and then voila we are in the final.

Jon: Yup, High School Musical was hot at that time so I was invited to be in the group and the rest is history.

TGG: But you guys didn't win...

Joe: Unfortunately my mic wasn't functioning at that time so they didn't hear my high notes which I think could land us at least in the 2nd runner up place.

#2 Studying in UNIMAS

Jon: I was gonna reject the offer but I got nothing else to do so why not try.

Kent: I like UNIMAS, i got to show every potential that I have here, hey I'm the president of XPDC club, hello...

#3 Car-trastophe

Kent: It's like a curse, everytime we hear Rihanna's Disturbia we end up with the car messed up, whether the battery's out or the gas's empty.

Jon: I think it happened like 3 times, Disturbia is playing right before the incident happened.

#4 Hitting on the club

Jon: My first alcohol was given by this guy (Kent).

#5 [Removed by request]

Kent : ...

Jon: ...

#6 Biotechnology Orientation

Kent : You mean the 2008 or the 2009 one?

Jon: The 2008 was awesome cause we win.

Kent: I wonder where the hell was the hamper that we won?

Jon: ...

Kent: Anyway the 2009 is less adventerous but as awesome as the 2008.

#7 Friday Night's Horror

Kent: I was cool about it, I'm not scared at all

Jon:...

Kent: Well, scared a bit i guess.

Jon: I was the only one who saw the ghost but they didn't believe me they said that it was the Sebayors.

#8 Stuck In Petra Jaya

Kent: Yup, we were in a friend's house and got a lil bit late, the boat service had closed operation so our car was across the river and we were at the other side of it.

Jon: we freak out!

Kent: We get out of there in no time.

Jon: At least one of us was freaking out.

Kent: ...

Well, there you go a brief interview with the dynamic duo, till next time, gonna go for my massage after this.

LOLO

"they're heaven sent", joe

finally, joe had found the fourth member or should i say fourth and fifth member.

earlier yesterday, ratna and nisa had told dwen their interest in joining joe's group.

'i was hesitant for a while, cause we only want one member," told dwen.

nisa was very repulsive for a while but finally finalize her decision to join the pack making her the fifth member of the group after ratna joined in earlier.

"we just hope us girls can help joe in his struggles," said ratna.

joe thought that the girls was sent to him from heaven - like an angel perhaps.

ratna and nisa had been in a group with joe previously for microbiology assignment. both of them were also involved with ezral with a few tasks back during the biotech orientation day 09/10

CONFIRMED: dwen and ezral joined the pack

dwen and ezral had confirmed to be in joe's assignment group but it still didn't fill the quota.

a source told that dwen had volunteer himself to join the group while joe personally call ezral himself to persuade him to join his group.

ardi," joe, you're welcome to our group"

in the earlier post we reported about joe's attempt to find group members.
fortunately, one of the biotech students, ardi said to TGG that joe is welcome to join his group.

"we already have four members, but we don't mind adding joe, the world need to give him a chance...", told ardi.

for the time being, still no words from joe.

UPDATE: joe rejected ardi's invitation. he didn't give any particular reason.

joe wants foursome

jonnathan is calling people who wants to join his group for biochemistry.

"this assignment is crucial for jonnathan to excel, he didn't do well in his mid-term exam", a source says.

his desperate attempt can be seen throughout the day.

"people just walk away whenever he ask them to join, some even said that their group were full",

earlier this week the biotech students were given assignment that should be done in a group of four. unfortunately, due to his misdemeanor in past, jonnathan or known as joe will going to face some problem recruiting people to his group.

do not post nude/almost nude pictures in facebook!

just recently, a guy think it's funny to take a snapshot of his friend sleeping wearing only boxer and publish it in facebook, then tagged the photo so everyone can see it.

well, the guy thought he did that to 'main-main'.

but the impact is on the sleeping guy cause the photo kinda sort of tarnish his image as the 'good boy we can all look up to'. the boy is one of a prominent person in his college.

the photo is then pulled out of facebook, but it only take a few minutes for people to save the picture and maybe use it in the future for negative reasons.

well,guys stop pulling a 'vannessa hudgens' already!

for the second year student in unimas... it's the time of the semester when it's ok to be selfish

senior have been through it... it is the time of the semester where you're allowed to lie, back-stab and push everyone who's getting in your way.

for what purpose?

to reserved the best place for you to do industrial training

SCENARIO #1:

Guy A: Jangan la kau buat training dekat sana [tempat training],saya dengar senior cakap tak bagus.

Yang Tersirat: This person doesn't want the other person to do the training in that certain place because he actually wants that place so he's lying in order to eliminate competition.

anyway, hopefully you guys can get a place for your industrial training. don't choose a place because it's geographically fits you but choose it because you want to train in that place, cause if you did you're totally desperate?

conrad and montag syndrome hits FRST (unimas)

lauren conrad and heidi montag are the most celebrated 'frenemies' in television history. both are former best friend but now become worst enemies.

the same story goes in my faculty with my coursemate, both of them was BFF but now we can barely see them together, 'K' decided to go her own way to find solitary while 'S' decided to hang out with the other clique.

we don't know the origin of it but we managed to get words from S tho.

- one source told us that K never answer S's calls and never reply her text.

- K even deleted S from her facebook friends' list.

- they don't want to hang out together.

- S told us that the problem is probably because she (S) had started to hang out with other clique.

- another source told that K is not cool of S' idea as pro-player (if you know what we mean.

the problem isn't solved yet when this post is up, anyway we hope that this bad thing won't continue for a long time, let's fight the Conrad-Montag Syndrome. hope they can sort out any misunderstanding that happened between them.

P/S: It occur to me too....

celebritwins... marly and liyana

here's marly and liyana both wearing red. anyone agree they have the same kinda smile.

but only one of them is cute... i'm just sayin'.

here's another cute, adorable and red creature...



PO FROM TELETUBBIES !!!!

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trivia: trignonometry revisited...

here's a quiz, see if you can answer.... grab your protractor and calculator please...

Q : Ok... by looking (and measuring) these pictures, how many degree is the angle between Tini's head and her right shoulder is?





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