Showing posts with label Pixeljunk Shooter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pixeljunk Shooter. Show all posts

Friday, January 22, 2010

OHWPHS Colors

We decided if we were going to steal the name for the Pixeljunk Shooter outfits. (Their new name being Official Home-Watch Perv Hazard Suits or OHWPHS) We decided to rename the colors too!

Rectal Blood Red

Teased Testicle Blue

Preachy Environmentalist Green

Ku Klux Klan of the Future White

Black Panthers of the Future Black

Looks Like a Trash Bag Full Of Vomit Green

Sperm with Two Tails White

Dangling Hemorrhoid Pink

Heavy Flow Day Red

Hefty Bag Black

and this one we call "Furry Convention"

Get Ready Ladies! Perv Hazard Suits!


And guys for that matter. Pixeljunk Shooter outfits in a bunch of different colors! What better way to defend against noob pervs dryhumping your leg then a safety suit! In fact, we are going to declare that the Pixeljunk Shooter outfits are the official Home-Watch perv hazard suits. Perfect for deflecting sperm, saliva, and whatever fluids come flying off these lowlife scumbags who harass women.

Comes in many colors and flavors, just don't expect the Tiger Suit, North America has not received it. For more info On the

Official Home-Watch Perv Hazard Suits

(Or "Pixeljunk Shooter" outfits, whatever) check in with AlphaZone4.