Christina Aguilera & Rihanna - Too sexy to watch with your Grandma?

Was this December 11 performance on tv's the X Factor too hot to handle? And why are we hearing about the complaints now? I guess Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake never performed together in Jolly Old England!!!

Over 1 Billion White Women Served.

The Cablinasian Nation must be salivated at the mouth with news of Tiger Woods upcoming Vanity Fair issue. The cover of February’s Vanity Fair has him sweating while pumping iron (or maybe he was pumping something else and then picked up the weights when the cameras came). This shirtless Tiger Woods actually looks angry. I wonder what would have pissed him off? Oh, I know...he just found out he is still a N****. When I first saw the cover I thought he was auditioning for Dead Presidents II. Unless they find some way to bring N'Bushe Wright back from the dead, I'm not watching it.

It's hard being a "Roland" in Chicago

“Roland Harper may have been a great football player but he is a terrible businessman”
~ Defense attorney Patrick J. Cotter

Former (and I really mean former – 56 years old) Chicago Bear Roland Harper was sentenced to a year of house (plus 2 years probation) arrest for being involved in a 1.5 million dollar scam. His lawyer must not have studied “Johnnie Cochran’s old cases. While under house arrest, he has to complete 200 hours of community service and pay thousands of dollars in restitution. Roland Harper arrived here because he was pimped out by Landscaper Aiden Monahan. Monahan used Harper as a front man so he could obtain minority landscaping contracts. Chicago set aside these contracts specifically for minority firms. By now you can guess what color Aiden Monahan is. So not only did Monahan game the system, he took money out of black/brown/yellow pockets. Harper’s attorney claims that Harper went into business with Monahan with good intentions. That’s what the road to Hell is paved with. I’m glad I wasn’t in the courtroom when U.S. District Court Judge John W. Darrah said this gem when ruling on this case: “This city is fraught with corruption.” I would have busted out laughing!! Harper should have told him…”Really, this city?”