NEEDY KILLED JENNIFER'S BODY

[WARNING: SPOILER ALERT] Please discontinue reading the post if you don't want me to spoil the plot for you...

The story started with a girl named Needy (Amanda Seyfried) who was put into an asylum for a reason which will be told later in the movie... The story takes place in a small town called Hell's Kettle

Hey, I'm 'Needy' not 'Nerdy '

Needy is of course as everyone knows is Jennifer's BFF (Megan Fox), so she developed a lesbi-gay (oh... I like this words) relationship with Jen which of course is not wrong in our society, if two girls holding hands it's ok but if two guys did... well I don't wanna go there.

Needy is a cocky and less pretty teenage girl and people doesn't seem to understand how she can become Jennifer's buddy, well obviously if I'm short I'll be around shorter people then I can look taller, I guess it's the same case for Jennifer...

Jennifer: I'm hot *giggles*

Needy: Pffff

Then one night the girls went to a small gig by a small indie band with a 'Brandon Flowers wannabe' singer named Nikolai (Adrien Brody)

The stupid band is called 'Low Shoulder'... if the lead singer is smarter Jennifer won't have to be evil... so this band came to the small town with an intention to find a virgin to sacrifice her to the devil in order for them to get popularity, hey we did this too in Malaysia, it's called susuk...

okay so out of all the places they choose a bar to get a virgin, I mean, c'mon VIRGIN IN A BAR!!! that's so stupid, I don't recall any virgin who choose to hang out in the bar, why don't they find it somewhere else - church perhaps? Wait! I remember the singer worshiped Satan so he could be avoiding religious place for that reason...

Stupidity no.2... seriously if I was looking at Jennifer I will definitely scratch her out of my 'VIRGIN' list...

'Do I looked like I'm virgin?'

 Then, the bar caught on fire, the band took that chance to kidnapped Jennifer in their 'Scooby Doo Mysteries Van'. Needy decided to go home. Then one night, she was visited by Jennifer who was covered in blood and she's hungry. Needy was scared but not cos of Jen but she's terrified when Jen eats her mom's $20 turkey...

"Hey my mum bought that in the supermarket !" she screamed.

"Oh yeah you want it back", said Jennifer. Then she puke a huge amount of pricky substance that looked like oil spill. She left Needy...

After that incident, killing of high school boy started and the stupid band, Low Shoulder is now geting more popular... Needy were suspicious so she decided to do some research, luckily her school library has a 'demon's section' so she doesn't have to search in wikipedia.

ROARRR !!!

she find out that Jennifer becomes evil because she was a fake sacrifice, the band is not smart enough to verify's Jennifer and assumed that she's a virgin. When they killed jennifer, she's not dead but she turned as flesh-eating evil girl.

so, more killing happened. needy was confused but jennifer confessed to her about it and decided to share a lesbi-gay kiss with her, thanks to lembaga pelapisan filem negara, that scene is cut (DAMN!)


at the prom nite, hungry jennifer decided to eat Chip which is needy's boyfriend, by the time Needy was there Chip is already weakened. Needy was nearly eaten by Jennifer but was saved by Chip who died later.

In her prom dress, needy was determined to seek revenge, she planned to kill Jennifer.

Then Needy find Jennifer who was weakened in her room and killed her, I thought the catfight would lasts longer, but it only took Needy 5 minutes to killed Jennifer, then Needy was caught and she was send to the Juvenile.

Bitten by jennifer, needy inherits jeniffer's power and she used it to seek revenge, she went to visit the band who was responsible for destroying needy's perfect high school life.

[the end]

wait, don't go out of the cinema yet, the killings happened during the credits...