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  • rayen
    05-27 07:08 PM
    Experts,
    I am in the process of applying AP ( Paper) What should I put Q3# Class of Admission . I used my AP while entering but still in H1. Please advice.

    Thanks,





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  • geevikram
    09-13 10:33 AM
    You probably know the answer already, but still...

    NADA





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  • belmontboy
    03-05 02:13 AM
    Ha ha ha....I can see "someone" standing naked.......

    good naked or bad naked?? :D





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  • gimme_GC2006
    07-31 10:42 AM
    Hi,

    I will be traveling to India tomorrow and My AP expires 30-Aug-2010. My trip is only for 10 days and I will be back by Aug12.

    So I was wondering if there will be any issues at POE or in India, since my AP expires in less than 30 days?

    This is my second trip on AP.

    Also, what all I need to carry? I have EAD, Employment letter, 485-receipt, 2 Pay stubs, W2 ?

    Adding to this, my PD will be current from Aug-1st :(

    Any suggestions, inputs most welcome. (This is a medical emergency with parent.so cannot avoid)



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  • continuedProgress
    04-28 11:23 PM
    Renewed my AP in fall of last year - applied online. Didnt need to FP.





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  • Ramba
    05-04 02:04 PM
    :) when you are in India, you are NOT on H1B status.
    So there is nothing to stop you to work from home in India, for 5 months or 5 years :)
    The paystubs during this period is also irrelevant to USCIS regarding proof of maintaining H1 status, since you were NOT. What they care at your re-entry in H1B will be existence of valid employment in USA at that time, and proof regarding this.

    So you can apply for H1 extension, get it approved, go to India, work from there for any length, return to USA based on your H1B (it has to be valid when you return, plus you may need a valid visa stamp in your passport). There are no issues.

    But be careful if you have a pending 485 petition. Long stays outside of USA can be interpreted as lack of immigration intent. You better have a good explanation if you stay outside of USA for lengthier periods, with 485 pending.

    Not exactly correct. Once, he left the US for a long period of time (except vacation) the employer should remove him from US payroll and terminate the H1B. This is the very legal way. If employer want to receive employee's service outside the US, the employer should "outsource" the work to him. In this case, both the employee and employer must follow export-import rules between two countris and pay appropirate tax in both countries.

    After employee left the US, if employer continously keeps him in US payroll using his H1B authorization for work eligibility, and receives his service or work from abord; it is the violation of LCA work place. If USCIS knows that the employer will be in trouble.



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  • Nagireddi
    11-27 10:52 PM
    What's the heck.What happened? Who gave me the red? Did I piss off anybody?





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  • Anders �stberg
    May 31st, 2004, 03:47 PM
    Fun series.

    However, I can't help but feel slightly envious. The ducks approach me too, but as soon as I whip my camera out they dart away (only to return as soon as the camera is safely tucked back into the bag again).

    OTOH, I don't bring duck-food with me... :)

    On a more serious note: Aren't you afraid of making them a tad too tame? Won't they become easy prey once the wabbit season is over and duck season starts? (Crispy duck tastes extremely good, but I try to avoid eating duck if I can help it -- they're just too cute! :D)

    Duck food / bribes is a must, otherwise they ignore me totally. I gave them bran flakes today as this was all I had at home, hope that's acceptable for duck digestion. :)

    These ducks are too tame already, people feed them all day long at this small lake. This particular one was a bit too unafraid though, quacking at me and biting my jacket if I didn't give her more food. Some person is bound to abuse that trust some day and do something nasty I'm afraid.



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  • gc_lover
    07-09 10:20 AM
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  • whitecollarslave
    02-12 12:28 AM
    As valid an argument it may be, buying a house as a bargaining tactic will create a lot of bad publicity and would be counter-productive. I think if we want to do gandhigiri, lets send flowers to Senator Grassley. If you want to make an impact, do the unusual.

    Imagine how media will report something like that. Even when Grassley is dead against EB people, those very same people are sending flowers to him, not asking for anything, not demanding anything, just respectfully reminding him that not all immigrants are bad, some are really instrumental to making this country great.

    We should write a simple, short, positive, and respectful message without sarcasm and without asking for anything. Instead of saying how we can be helpful *if* we have a green card, lets just focus on how we are already a positive contribution to American economy and national interest despite the clouds of uncertainty. Some things are better left unsaid to get the message across. Instead of us saying it, let the media report it - imagine how much more their contribution could be if they had green card.

    Here are some suggestions for short messages -

    I am a physician with NIW working in town/area which is medically under served. I am not taking away any American jobs.

    I am foreign but not cheap. I earn xxx. My income is x% above average wage in my profession; x% above the higher end of prevailing wage standards set by DOL. In addition, my employer is paying 10-20K in immigration costs, some of which goes to train more Americans in STEM.

    I am doing research in some field of humanitarian or national interest. e.g. bio medicine, green technologies, etc.



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  • BharatPremi
    11-27 05:27 PM
    Well...so now they have added addln staff to handle the annual load (1 - 1.3 mil) EAD/AP requests....

    Not yet. It is still planning to hire those 1500. So soon USCIS will come up with argument regarding "Administrative burden" to hire those 1500 and set up training centers and it will take almost 2 years. Again we will hear the reason for further slow down due to this un anticipated work load. After 2 years USCIS will realize the "heavy financial burden" which will also be un anticipated and hence USCIS will come up with fee increase... Cycle will go on and on...





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  • anu_t
    06-20 02:20 PM
    :( :( unfortunatelly I don't have 140 copy. :( It seems I can't do anything in this case.



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  • p1234
    02-17 07:52 PM
    Congrats!
    Was your service center Nebraska or Texas?





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  • cygent
    07-03 07:24 PM
    I wanted to share this with all of you. This is my attorney & friends (who is American) thoughtful response to a thread below :-

    ************************************************** *********

    Donna:

    What is the source of your facts about immigrants?? Immigrants also pay A LOT into the
    system

    MOST "IMMIGRANTS" AS YOU SO LOVINGLY CALL US, ARE LAWFULLY IN
    THE UNITED STATES (BELIEVE IT OR NOT!!!) AND THEY ALL WORK A LOT
    HARDER THAN MANY AMERICANS ARE WILLING TO WORK!!!!

    MANY MANY THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS ARE PAID INTO THE SYSTEM BY
    THEM EACH YEAR. THOSE HERE ILLEGALLY NEVER HAD, AND NEVER WILL
    HAVE THE RIGHT, TO GET ANY OF THE MONEY BADK - EVEN WHEN THEY
    HAVE REFUNDS DUE THEM. THE IRS JUST K E E P S IT F O R E V E R AND
    IT, HOPEFULLY, GOES TO AMERICANS WHO ARE NOT IMMIGRANTS!!!

    GREEN CARD HOLDERS (ALSO "IMMIGRANTS") HAVE WORKED HARDER THAN
    AMERICANS DO - AS I MENTIONED AND THEY ARE CLEARLY ENTITLED TO GET
    THE BENEFITS THEY HAVE EARNED.

    DO YOU FOR ONE MOMENT THINK THAT THE SSA WILL GIVE THE ILLEGAL
    IMMIGRANT ANY SOCIAL SECURITY?!!????

    NEVER HAPPEN - NEVER HAS HAPPENED!!!! IF THEY FALSIFY INFO TO ANY
    GOVERNMENT AGENCY - THEY WILL NECESSARILY GET CAUGHT GO STRAIGHT
    TO FEDERAL PRISON FOR AT LEAST 2 YEARS AND THEN GET DEPORED. THIS HAS
    BEEN THE LAW FOR DECADES AND IT IS ENFORCED!!!!

    EVEN THE LEGAL IMMIGRANTS HAVE TO BE CAREFUL ABOUT GETTING THE
    SSA THAT IS DUE THEM. THEY GET CHEATED BY THE SSA EVEN MORE THAN
    US CITIZENS DO IN THE NORMAL COURSE OF SSA DAILY STEALING OPERATIONS
    - IF THEY LEAVE THE COUNTRY FOR TOO LONG (FOR EXAMPLE IF A PARENT GETS
    SICK AND THEY HAVE TO GO AND TAKE CARE) THEY JUST L O O S E ALL
    THEIR BENEFITS PERMANENTLY - EVEN THOUGH THEY MAY HAVE BEEN BEEN
    HERE AND WORKED FOR MORE YEARS THAN MOST AMERICANS DO. THIS
    KIND OF DISCRIMINATORY CONDUCT BY GOVERNMENT AGAINST LAWEUL
    PERMANENT RESIDENTS HAVE CONSISTENTLY BEEN HELD TO BE CONSTITUTIONAL
    BY THE SUPREME COURT EVEN EVEN THOUGH IT IS CLEARLY UNFAIR. THESE
    BENEFITS CAN BE REFUSED VERY EASILY FOR THE LEGAL RESIDENTS WHO
    WORKED HAS DOUBLE AND TRIPLE JOBS FOR FIFTY OR MORE YEARS.

    WHO BENEFITS FROM THIS? YOU GIVE THE ANSWER!!!

    LIGHTEN UP AND LEARN THE REAL FACTS.

    ALL IMMIGRANTS ARE NOT ILLEGAL. IN FACT, MOST IMMIGRANTS ARE
    LEGAL AND WORK THREE AND FOUR JOBS - DO YOU WANT TO WORK SO
    HARD?? HE..- NO!!!!!

    PASS THIS ON TO ALL THE PEOPLE YOU KNOW SO THAT THEY CAN BE
    EDUCATED ABOUT ANOTHER MORE FACTUAL ASPECT OF THE MATTER.

    THANK YOU, DONNA.

    xoxoxo

    ----- Original Message -----
    From: Donna xoxoxo
    To: xoxoxo@yahoo.com
    Sent: 7/2/2009 5:16:27 PM
    Subject: Social Security Insult

    This is an insult and a kick in the butt to all of us...
    Get mad and pass it on - I don't know how, but maybe some good
    will come of this travesty.

    If the immigrant is over 65, they can apply for SSI and Medicaid and get
    more than a woman on Social Security, who worked from 1944 until 2004.
    She is only getting $791 per month because she was born in 1924 and
    there's a 'catch 22'.

    It is interesting that the federal government provides a single refugee
    with a monthly allowance of $1,890. Each can also obtain an
    additional $580 in social assistance, for a total of $2,470 a month.

    This compares to a single pensioner, who after contributing to
    the growth and development of America for 40 to 50 years, can only
    receive a monthly maximum of $1,012 in old age pension and
    Guaranteed Income Supplement.

    Maybe our pensioners should apply as refugees!

    Consider sending this to all your American friends, so we can all be
    ticked off and maybe get the refugees cut back to $1,012 and the
    pensioners up to $2,470. Then we can enjoy some of the money we were
    forced to submit to the Government over the last 40 or 50 or 60 years.

    Please forward to every American to expose what our elected politicians
    have been doing over the past 11 years - to the over-taxed American.

    SEND THIS TO EVERY AMERICAN TAXPAYER YOU KNOW



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  • smisachu
    05-16 10:23 AM
    Please call the reps..Lets get these things through. We finally have critical mass.





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  • purgan
    04-26 02:52 PM
    vikki76 may have gone a little overboard with the salary statement, but the rest is true....there is simply more information stored in govt databases for a foreign national, hence more rigorous screening is possible



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  • uslegals
    11-26 05:05 PM
    congrats man..! looks like the GC is approved.!!! At last a FREE BIRD ~! Enjoy!





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  • diptam
    04-11 11:16 PM
    I've a terrible situation now:

    My current H1 is probably going to be cancelled by Apr 30th , I'm looking for a Job on my EAD and will hopefully get one soon by Apr 30th.

    However H1 cancellation means H4 will get auto-cancelled - Is that true ? If yes, then my spouse will lose her status ?? She couldn't apply for her "derivative 485" when I filed mine in July 2007 due to wrong DOB on Birth Certificate. Pricipal Applicant's priority Date is Mar 2005 and EB3-I and there is no signs for it to be current within next 3-4 years.

    What are my spouse's options without falling out of status or leaving the country and remain separated for 3-4 yrs or more years till the PD gets current ? We have a Kid who is US citizen.

    Thanks much!





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  • Adam
    08-20 01:03 PM
    That is awesome and hilarious. Instantly my fav smily (bumping :trout: )
    looks like we have a winner!! Temp, I say you take a shot at the Ya' RLY one as well - you might surprise yourself!





    garybanz
    01-15 10:30 AM
    My husband had only signed the offer letter, which did not talk about any employement contracts. There was a condition to pay some money if i left compnay before 1 year, which is not valid anymore for him.

    So what you suggest what should be my bext step.

    If there is no signed contract then you have nothing to worry about! Go ahead and do what you would like to.





    nozerd
    11-11 11:03 AM
    Priority Date Current: Curse or Boon ?

    I am EB3 India applicant with PD of August 2001 (own not substitution). Have I 140 approved since November 2005 but was only able to file I 485 in June 2007. With same employer for 10 yrs and on 9th yr of H1.

    Earlier this year my PD was correct for 2 months but didnt hear anything from USCIS. My PD is current again this Nov and Dec and havent heard anything yet. Called USCIS customer svc and they said cant do anything as processing date is not current (Yes and they are going by Notice date and not Received date for service request). Lawyer says just stay cool and wait. So USCIS has no logic and no order and all we can do is wait for our stars to be aligned and case getting picked up in a sweep. Other than that being current is a curse rather than a boon because

    You can not get 3 yr H1 extension if PD is current (only 1 yr).
    You can not get 2 yrs EAD if PD is current.

    So those dying for PD to be current think again. Its no use having PD current if USCIS is going to be so random and haphazard. It may turn out to be a curse.



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